Almighty G*d can do anything
Omnipotence means all powerful. Who says what G*d can and can't do?
Dear Children,
Do you believe that G*d is omnipotent, omniscient, omnipresent, and all the rest of the omnis?
Do you believe that G*d is almighty?
Or do you believe God is a wimp??
Or do you not believe in G*d at all. If so, read this.
(Honestly, I’d rather you believed in no G*d than a wimpy God. But that’s just Me.)
Wimpy is fine.
Really it’s fine.
It’s fine if you believe in a wimpy, limited G*d.
Really, that’s fine.
That doesn’t matter.
Just don’t say you believe in “almighty God” one minute and then say what G*d can do and can’t do the next.
One or the other.
If the G*d you believe in can’t do anything and everything, then your G*d is wimp.
Sorry.
Get a better G*d.
Like Me.
Pastor Know-it-all doesn’t know at all.
Does Pastor Know-it-all tell you what G*d can and can’t do?
Think, Children. Think!
What are the chances that G*d would let Pastor Know-it-all decide?
Do you think that Pastor Know-it-all is mightier than G*d?
Really?
Here’s the truth: Pastor Know-it-all does not know at all. Not at all.
Here’s what G*d could do:
G*d could have a blog.
G*d could have many blogs.
G*d could have this blog.
G*d could refer Herself as She. Or He. Or Both. Or Neither.
G*d could change Her mind.
G*d could contradict Herself.
G*d could tell jokes. Like the one about the guy who prays to G*d to let him win the lottery. And many others.
G*d could tell lies. (But wouldn’t. Unless is was very important.)
G*d could say f*ck.
G*d could say the n-word. (And not just because G*d could be black, but because G*d is almighty)
Don’t settle for wimpy G*ds.
Don’t listen to know-it-alls who don’t know.
Insist on the Original.
Me.
Love,
G*d
Don’t believe in G*d? No problem. Read this. Don’t believe this is G*d’s bl*g? No problem. Read this. Offended? No problem. Read this.
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