Dear Children,
Some of you think it’s wrong to make jokes about Me.
Why?
Perhaps you believe in a G*d who you believe has no sense of humor.
No sense of humor? Seriously?
That’s not Me.
G*d has the best sense of humor.
Of course!
Of all the beings in the universe, I, G*d, must, by definition, have the best sense of humor.
Otherwise, someone would be greater than Me. And that can’t be.
Look around, and you will see ample evidence of G*d’s sense of humor.
Take sex. Think of all the beautiful, poetic, aesthetic ways people could physically express love. Compare to sex. Get the joke?
And what about the duck-billed platypus? Get the joke?
And politics? Really?
Light has a speed limit?
An electron can be a wave and a particle at the same time?
Seriously?
Don’t you get it?
Coming soon.
Over time I will reveal my favorite jokes in G*d’s Bl*g.
Here’s a Knock-Knock Joke that I like.
Love,
G*d