Dear Children,
Here’s a favorite:
G*d: knock knock
Moses: Who's there?.
G*d: I am.
Moses: I am who?
G*d: I am who I am!
When Moses asked, "Who are you?" I answered, in Exodus 3:14, “I am who I am.” Some people translate it as "I am that I am."
Here’s an image of how one of the early Popes, Pope Ye, quoted me.
Love,
G*d